[duskdragonxiii]

Me whenever im sick: save me osmosis jones you sexy little microscopic blue bitch

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
   
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

• There are no gods here
  
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
  
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 
  

[8ddict]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
  

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[mineyoung-churyuu]

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[cardboardlamb]

me: pass the aux cord i got some 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

me:

[obvioussuggestion]

Compliment people. If you think a good thing about someone, there’s no harm in saying it aloud.

• me,swimming: wow this is amazing i love the ocean
• me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[caringsuggestion]

BE THERE FOR YOUR SAD FRIENDS. JUST KEEP CHECKING ON THEM EVEN WHEN THEY PUSH YOU AWAY. SEND THEM RESOURCES YOU FIND. INVITE THEM OUT EVEN IF THEY NEVER GO. BE THERE FOR YOUR SAD FRIENDS!!!

the signs when they have a crush, through hamilton songs

• Helpless: taurus, gemini, cancer, pisces
• Satisfied: leo, virgo, capricorn, aquarius
• Say No to This: aries, libra, scorpio, sagittarius